22 January 2008
The Toilet Whisperer
Dear Mark of Boogie's Plumbing,
This is just a note to express our profound gratitude for your recent visit. My beloved Alex had reached the end of his wits and vocabulary while installing the new toilet. I could sense that he would soon be sinking into the depths of despair. And when he's in the depths of despair I feel it most keenly.
I feel that each dollar we paid for your brief stay probably prevented one profane word from flitting through Alex's mind and/or mouth. You are worth every penny. Not every man understands the subtle intricacies of plumbing and can whisper to a toilet, "Be whole," to successful results. You have a special gift, and we hope you realize that plumbers make the world a better place.
In your debt,
The Chamberlains and their Chamberpot