As hilarious as Osama bin Laden posing with Bert the muppet is, I just couldn't leave those unsightly terrorist pictures at the top of the rants for long. I thought this one was much more appealing. Don't you just want to eat her fake lachrymose little face? Too late. I already did. Then I threw her back up so I could keep her. Gross, I know, but she's still just as adorable.