Here are some helpful hints for next time you are enjoying late pregnancy:
* Take a picture of those swollen feet. When they look wrinkly and old you'll be grateful that they once resembled those of a very fat two-year-old.
* Don't try to remember anything. It won't work. However, you can make lots of lists of things to do. It will make you feel productive and organized even though you will forget where the lists are and will not do any of the things on them. These lists can then give you a source of hilarious entertainment later when you discover all the things you thought you would get done in the day.
* Hire a nice maid to do the laundry for you. Then you can take fifty relaxing hot baths per day and not have to worry about the laundry you are creating.
Any other helpful hints would be appreciated. Many occur to me daily, but of course, I can't remember them now that I am sitting down to write them.
Still no baby.