I applied for an editing job a week or so ago. I didn't get the position, but I came in a close second. I was a contender. Lucky for me I can still have all the fun I want on Thursdays. They said they'd call me if the person they hired doesn't work out, though. I'm just glad that immediately after the interview I quit spending all the money I was going to earn in my mind.
I just figured out how to type an em dash. This is a huge boon, because I love em dashes. You hold down Alt while typing 0151—like that. Ah, the dashness.
I am accepting suggestions for words of the whatever because I have cut back on my reading in order to keep my house clean—such a dreadful business that housework.