I'm glad my name isn't Bernanke.
If it were, my job would be very stanky.
I'd be running around
the global town
trying to clean up after bad bankys.
What's your (limerickal or other) assessment of the current economical climate?
Also, slant rhyme is like the practice of feeding fruit snacks to small children. I don't really approve, but I do it anyway because of the sheer convenience and because of my sheer laziness.