*This is a dramatization. It is not our actual motor.
We basically melted the motor of our electric Geo Tracker a few weeks ago, so if anyone knows where indoor forklifts go when they die, Alex would like to speak with you. Don't worry. Our wills are not broken. We were driving through Laverkin, so it almost serves us right. (I'm joking! If someone from Laverkin ran for President and agreed with me on energy policy I would totally vote for him or her.) We will still prevail over the evil oil empire again soon.
PS. While I don't agree with Obama politically, I am glad he won. I attended a lecture recently where everyone over thirty was totally shocked that he even got the nomination because they thought our nation was not ready for that. But I truly think he got in because people agreed with his ranting about "Change, Hope," and all that jazz, not because he was the black candidate.
PPS. This quote applies to me today: It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.