Today I took the munchkins outside for a little sunshine, and while I was watching them I started playing a game where I imagined up lives and stories for the people who drove by.
First, I saw a couple who was young and struggling because she stayed at home with their children, and he was unemployed and looking for work. They were on their way to pick up their children after a job interview.
Then, I saw an older guy with a mustache, who lost his job because he was sexually harrassing all of the females who weighed less than 400 lbs. He was on his way to look for a new job.
Then I saw a lady with those big glamorous sunglasses that make a woman look like a bee, and I realized that she was employed, but she secretly worried about her job because of the economy and her catty relations with her co-workers.
Then I realized that there was a pattern to this game, and it wasn't that fun anymore. So I just watched Henry gnaw a pine cone while Grace made faces at him.