*If the diaper is particularly full, the baby should be less cranky because he is regular.
*If Monday is mostly over, the laundry is mostly done.
*If you need to lock yourself in the bathroom, at least you'll have someplace to go.
*If only the stretch pants fit, you will be comfortable.
*If the stretch pants don't even fit, it's time to buy new clothes. Yay!
* If munchkin 1 doesn't take more than a 45 minute nap EVER, you will be extra specially bonded to him because you get to be with him for so very very many waking moments.
*If munchkin 1 doesn't go to bed until 3 a. m. on the trip to great grandmother's house, she will sleep the entire way back the next day.
*Adrenaline accompanies sleep deprivation. Wheee! La la la!
So what's the bright side of your life right now?