I'd just like to say that I was guilty of a red herring when I photographed the water sinisterly oozing down our sidewalk. It was on the city's side of the meter. There was much rejoicing in our home and hearts when we heard the felicitous news.
I'd also like to say that I think Swine Flu was a red herring to distract the public from all of the excessive spending going down on capitol hill at the moment.
Are you with me in my conspiracy theory?