A sleeping evil has awakened. Deep within the recesses of my heart I have quelled a terrible fear for many months now. This fear has finally surfaced, and I have stared it down. Potty training, I am ready for a faceoff. There will be two diapered children in this house NO MORE!
Tomorrow, I will be purchasing all manner of nutritious juices and liquids, which I will then allow Grace to drink in excessive quantities. I will also be purchasing jelly beans for use in blatant bribery. Three days of intensive angst later, we will conquer. Or perish.
If you pray, you may want to pray for us now.