exhibit a.1. Don't make the three-layer chocolate pie in exhibit a. It has over 600 calories per slice. Lucky for you, I am not at liberty to disclose the recipe.
exhibit b.2. If you make and eat the pie, you will have to work out. Don't buy an absorbent sports bra and wear it to spin class, or you will have to walk out of the gym looking like exhibit b.
3. Don't read your friend's brief but thoughtful post about truth, beauty, and love, or you might turn around and get to exercise your love for your son, who has been in the toilet paper because you left the hall closet open.