* From whence distills Grace's uncanny ability to know that I am trying to collect and send some of her things to the thrift store?
*Why did Obama win the Nobel Peace prize, for which he was nominated two months into his presidency? Follow-up question from an email forward today: If he were to cheer at a football game, would he win the Heisman?
*If I had not caught myself placing it there, how long would it have taken me to find the can-opener in the pot-holder drawer? How many other mean tricks has my subconscious played on me recently?
*When will Henry out-grow his irrational and intensely infuriating toilet water hand swishing fetish?
*How can I get Grace to flush the toilet, wash her hands, and shut the bathroom door without me being the Nag of the Century?
*Who invented the disposable diaper? Is there a shrine where we can worship this wonderful person who granted a great boon to all mothers?
*What is so hard about going to sleep at or before 10:30 p.m.?