Things that have recently fallen on or collided with my face:
* The Youth Conference Flag of Helaman's Heroes, a large wooden pole, which fell from above right on the bridge of my nose. I seem to have a permanent mark where it smashed my glasses into my nose.
* The cookie sheet I was holding to write something on when the phone rang. Magically, it whapped up into my face as I stood.
* Henry's head.
* Every allergen known to man is currently attracted to my nasal cavity and eyes.
* A Board Game, which was on top of a pile where I was putting something away.
Thanks Universe. I love you, too.