21 May 2011


Dear Henry,

Please do not turn the dishwasher on when it is not full any more.

Love, Mom

Dear Grace,

Congratulations on graduating from pre-school. Please stop aging at once.

Love, Mom

Dear Babylon Mill,

Thanks for being there so we could leave the house again.

Love, the Fambly

Dear Kitchen Floor,

It was nice to see you this week. I missed you for all of that time during which you were hiding under the filth.

Love, the Mopstress and her Sweeping Knight

Dear Alex,

Thanks for being a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Love, Wifey

Dear Tigger,

That really wasn't necessary, but thank you. You are the best ever.

Love, your favorite oldest sissy pooh

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