Please do not turn the dishwasher on when it is not full any more.
Congratulations on graduating from pre-school. Please stop aging at once.
Dear Babylon Mill,
Thanks for being there so we could leave the house again.
Love, the Fambly
Dear Kitchen Floor,
It was nice to see you this week. I missed you for all of that time during which you were hiding under the filth.
Love, the Mopstress and her Sweeping Knight
Thanks for being a hunka hunka burnin' love.
That really wasn't necessary, but thank you. You are the best ever.
Love, your favorite oldest sissy pooh