Today I can clean and straighten my house better than a six year old.
Today I can keep my head far enough away from the camp chef when I light it that I will not singe off the precious few strands that have begun to grow back after my extended period of severe hair loss.
Today I can mop the kitchen floor that has not been mopped in [CENSORED].
I believe in myself. I am strong. Today I can out-stubborn Henry.
Today I will acquiesce to Grace's demands and wear an outfit that matches hers.
Today I can wear normal clothes instead of my 80s Zumba getup from last night's dance/workout party:
Today will be an awesome day.