06 December 2011

How to Feel Like You Gained Weight without Actually Gaining

Wash jeans.
Air dry.
Wash jeans.
Air dry.
Wash jeans.
Air dry.
Think, with naive optimism, "Wow, these jeans are starting to get loose! I must be losing inches even though my weight is the same."
Wash jeans.
Machine dry.
Let go of naive optimism.

1 comment:

msjvd said...

Awwwww, that's just a mistake!

NEVER machine-dry your jeans.

It's a rule we can live with.