There seems to be a law that goes like this:
1. Whereas a household custodian is aware that someone is coming over, she will clean the bathroom to sparkling perfection within an hour before the company arrives. This cleansing will result in one of the following:
a. A small recently potty-trained boy will sneak in and unclean the lavatory immediately before the guests arrive OR
b. The bathroom will remain in pristine state during the entirety of the visit, because the guest will not need to use the bathroom.
2. If Section 1 a. occurs, the guest will invariably ask to use the bathroom.
3. If the household custodian forgot entirely that the condition of the bathroom was reprehensible—due to the volume of small children in the house and the overwhelped and overwhelmed state of the custodian—and a guest comes over, the guest will Most Certainly need to use the restroom.
I disapprove of this law, so *whichever candidate would like to repeal this law may have my vote.
*Unless the candidate is Newt Gingrich. I like Obama and all three other Republican candidates better than I like him.