You will get about 800 photos per session, including items such as these gems:
* Many self-portraits of the five-year-old in the bathroom mirror.
* A surprising number of bathtub pictures of the little boys, but no private parts. Apparently the five year old was listening and willing to execute instructions when you told her not to shoot those.
*Some lovely ego-deflating video including, *but not limited to, the following:
Child: "MOOOOOOM! HE'S RUINING MY VIDEO!"
Mom: "I AM PUNISHING HIM! QUIT WHINING!"
* May or may not also include embarrassing footage of a Mom walking into the room doing an inexplicable weird clap dance to no music. Scientists think it may be rare footage of a hard-to-catch nerd mating ritual, though other scientists argue that the Nerd's mate was nowhere to be seen in the video. Actually, Scientists do not confirm or deny the existence of this footage. You never read this. This is not the footage you are looking for.