Last time I was pregnant, I had like six or seven friends who were pregnant at the same time, and all due within a month. Two of those friends have informed me of another pregnancy lately, and a third told me her good news today. So I would just like to announce for the record that I am NOT pregnant, nor do I plan to be for some time.
I have, however, received a job offer. I will be starting a part-time job next week at Dr. Carter's office. I am excited and nervous for various reasons.
In other random notes:
I hate evil zucchini killing squash bugs with a great passion.
The other day Alex said, "Scott, you are evil."
Grace said, "Yeah, if by 'evil' you mean really cute, then yes, he's evil."
Now I have to close this post because Alex is playing a youtube video of Bohemian Rhapsody with some guy making weird squeaking hand noises in the background, and my brain has lost all capacity to function, much less type.